What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 10:55

A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.